Michael Fassbender: "It's Just A Peen!"
Michael Fassbender (the "F" is silent) plays a fuck addict of Gerard Butler proportions in Shame and one of the opening scenes features him sprawled on top of a bed with a clear shot of his sleeping...
View Article"Prometheus" Trailer: In Space Everyone Can You Hear You Scream Cuz' Shit Is...
In the trailer for Prometheus, dick-of-the-moment Michael Fassbender is looking thoughtfully at his fingers and says "big things have small beginnings." We get it. Prometheus is obviously a thinly...
View ArticleCharlize Theron Ready To Work With Michael Fassbender's Cock
Girl, we know! It's that big!Michael Fassbender (accompanied by his hog of hogs) presented Charlize Theron the Ally for Equality award at the Human Rights Campaign Gala in LA on Saturday night. Michael...
View Article....The Hell Kind Of 69 Position Is This?
A few minutes ago, if you told me that you had a picture of Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender 69ing in W Magazine, I'd prepare for the fapocalypse by sending my dog to the boarders before ordering...
View ArticleA Little Fassbender-On-Gosling Action
This picture of Michael Fassbender (the "F" is silent) giving Ryan Gosling a rub down would be so much better if they were both one hundred percent naked, erect in the nipples and covered in Crisco,...
View ArticleOut, Damned Natalie Portman! Out, I say!
Yesterday, it was announced that Michael Fassbender is going to play Macbeth in a new Macbeth movie, and I don't really see him in that role, but it sort of makes sense for him to play the King of...
View ArticleMichael Fassbender is Getting It On With Olympic Athlete Louise Hazel
Michael Fassbender, Bradley Cooper and a lady friend left a restaurant in London together last week and they were all walking to the car like they didn't want to be seen together. Assbender walked...
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